fieryfruit:

fieryfruit:

you’ve really gotta hand it to short people

because we usually can’t reach it anyways

hotdamnaustralians:

but can you imagine spending the night cuddled up on the couch with four man children watching frozen and they all recite it word by word

eggsus:

officialpollen:

celebrities that get more shit than they should:

  • nicki minaj
  • ke$ha
  • miley cyrus
  • lorde
  • lindsay lohan
  • taylor swift

celebrities that don’t get enough shit:

  • justin bieber
  • nash grier
  • justin bieber

notice how the first list is all women leading the industry. notice how the second list is two teenage boys who think they run shit but they’re hurting people.

pawfectly:

i love this book so much

pawfectly:

i love this book so much

Anonymous asked:
what if legolas dies in bofta i will scream

elvenkingthrandy:

image

gee….something tells me that he wont

kixxinq:

If Tumblr was a movie I’d probably be the extra in the background no one notices

thecutestofthecute:

Breeder Amy Green laughs as her 3-year-old Samoyed, Bogey, who sleeps with his tongue out during grooming.

2014 Bad Joke No. 209

365badjokes:

Which plant is the most addictive?

A crack-tus.

tastefullyoffensive:

[theoatmeal]

 I decided that I needed to own my day before my day owns me. Every morning, I do this private ritual that puts me in my skin, and then when I go into these environments—premieres, meetings, photo shoots, interviews—I can do it all and feel like myself.

thehomosexuals:

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.